For lack of anything better to talk about today, I'm going to launch a complaint. It's a complaint against my family and friends. I know, this is so wrong, isn't it? I just feel like my voice must be heard.
Why hasn't anyone noticed that my hair color has changed? I spent a lot of time at the store last week choosing just the right one. I know it's vain of me, but c'mon. When you spend money on something like that, you know deep in your heart that you want somebody to say something, even if it's only an --oh, you colored your hair. It's a noticeable change. I went from dark brown to dark auburn. I mean, there's RED IN MY HAIR, people! RED.
Thank you. I feel much better now for having expressed myself. You may now go back to whatever you were doing.